The Snail Accelerometer Project
We're trying to get a snail to move faster than the speed of sound, because, you know, priorities.
Our team of expert snail wranglers have been working tirelessly to develop a device that will harness the power of the snail's slimy trail to generate electricity.
It's still in the experimental phase, but we're confident that one day our snail-powered generator will be able to power a toaster, or at least a small LED light.